On today’s episode of
BOOTLICKING A BILLIONAIRE!
It’s JToth…He’s our ichibon
That’s Masayoshi Son
That’s Masayoshi Son
That’s Masayoshi Son
They say he’s sweeter than ice creamAny who
I got this bright idea, I’d like to pitch to you
Don’t quite have the time to come visit you
My daughter’s in Japan for a week or two
Might send her with a message like peek-a-booTo Piccachu with a picture of an
All skateboardable world in the future
Concrete is set as a our sacred elixir, and
Lawns are covered with that skateable mixtureYou can skate thru every yard
No more fences, just connection
Consensus is in the cards
All of us are bringing our bestus!Each house has its own individual theme
From bowls, to pipes, to park, to street
Underground tunnels reach beneath
For glow-in-the-dark dodgeball and laser tag leagueCan we agree as consenting adults, as
Long as we remain responsible with our drugs
Self mastery and stress relief is a must, so
Shouldn’t there be some playgrounds for us?

Who does one trust when it comes to fun?
How does one measure the mass of it’s sum
The mind of a child’ll get it done, I
Didn’t grow up, I never got on that bus

Legos, tinker toys and lincoln logs
Started this ride that I couldn’t get off
Permanent builds on a perfectish plot
Coming to a fever pitch along our block

Patience with neighbors trying to shout, at
City Hall meetings, crying about
Noise pollution from my side of town, they
Can’t cry now, ‘cause we’re buying ‘em out

Some people think it’s cringey to say that
He’s our ichibon
That’s Masayoshi Son
That’s Masayoshi Son
That’s Masayoshi Son
They say he’s sweeter than ice cream

For real
Dude, from real dude to real dude
My dream is coming true, because of you dude
I broke ground and changed the view dude, but I’m
Down to be more of a spoke inside the wheel dude

To see this come thru, like WHOO-HOO! Had
My share of boo-hoo’s, moving to YOO-HOO’s
Who knew? I’ve been speaking on it for a few moons
When a cash cow listens, I’m like MOO! MOO!

JToth does not officially represent We Cooler LLC or Maryland Assets LLC in any way shape or form. Proceeds from this collaboration will be fully invested in THE COOLER COMPLEX – a St. Louis skateboard city designed in the spirit of Bob Cassilly – trademark, c in circle, patent pending