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Cedrick Boltze 
NAME: Cedrick Boltze
ALIASES: None; once rumored to be Woodward's Deep Throat
D.O.B.: c. 1952
HEIGHT: 5'10"
WEIGHT: 150
OCCUPATIONS: Renegade Journalist; Hobo Reporter
EDUCATION: unknown
Currently: Writing "Ask Cedrick: Rockstar Advice for Industry Laymen"
Read: volumes i, ii, iii, iv, and v.
Last surfaced: Anti/Matters 'zine with reviews of Balloon Heaven, Vol.1 and MadHaPPy's Mike iLL.
EXPERIENCE: Cedrick Boltze has practiced his brand of renegade journalism around the world for years, working from inside various governments and institutions to get the story straight. Little is known about Boltze personally beyond the voice of his far-reaching dispatches. In the late 1970s, Boltze collaborated with the equally enigmatic Baswami Nutze to produce the underground international Nutze and Boltze Report, a non-partisan policy review of global affairs. The rag thrived through the '80s, enjoying a low-key notoriety for spot-on analysis and uncanny foresight, before closing up shop with the fall of the Berlin Wall. Boltze, whose real name remains unpublished on any known work, has recently started producing his fugitive reports in multimedia, dropping extras to publishers in video, audio or via the Internet. He writes irregularly for the Frozen Food Section.
PHOTO: Boltze issues an exclusive from inside Abu-Ghraib, breaking the story on Iraqi prisoner abuse.
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