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___boring___  NAME: boring
D.O.B.: April 18, 2006
ALIASES: MC Psychological Profile of Bile
i'm flattered. assholes. all this time, and people still want to be me. imitation is boring. get your own shit. everyone liked you more when you were stoned. and that's not saying much. what if I only want to be on the artist's profile? i never authorized any of this. you'll be hearing from my lawyers. your speculation is boring and misguided. and bruce hornsby won't remember your name in a month. does the album feature J-Toth, or any of his new black friends? i read it in today's breakfast cereal. do they know you're just exploiting them to get some street cred? way to pull rank Calc2. i respect the snippy tone of the sleep-deprived. someone needs to talk some shit and STAT. i'm crying tears of boredom. you shut up. stupid face. who cares. only ten minutes to meeting time. how fucking exhilerating. all the frozen fooders in one room at one time. talk about a grenade target. read the archives. i find it almost impossible to believe Bruce Hornsby is anything BUT boring these days. jesus h. christ. calc, long messages don't necessarily make for good messages. that shit bored me by line three. buncha people trying to be me. but it's cool. i know the truth, and so do they, and the rest of you bastards are too boring to matter anyway. do you know whats boring, crack smoking, west county, dead beat, worthless fathers who smash around there homes with baseball bats while their children pretend to sleep in fear of maybe getting a swing to the head. all over a few glasses of wine. boring. something about all this reminds me of the new Charlie and the chocolate factory, where all the oompa-loompas are the same and they all suck. And Fletch, bro, if you're reading this youre a fucking liar. you big ass liar. you are bored and have nothing better to do than pretend to be me. so which is worse? huh, dickface? i don't know my real name. i didn't know fletch's real name. on second look, calc, those shoes are dope. And Corey, i take back my need to have you punch someone. don't be that guy, be boring. prayer is boring. i saw those DC's on MYSPACE, calc, and they were/are/will continue to be one thing and one thing only. boring. fletch, your aggression is less than boring. thank you for that. let me know when you get the chance to punch who ever that jerk was who questioned your importance as a rap star. jesus i've gone on too long. beginning to bore myself. fucking sweet. i'm I officially not biased anymore? or are you still counting my name as an anonymous. please clarify. with all of you crazy bastards pretending to be me, this board is finally toeing the line between boring and interesting. great job everybody. wow, now your pissed that im fucking with your posts. boring. CSMonitor, boring. Heads, boring. deep throating pure wang because im a facist slit-packer, Dolt. calc2 has got alot of acts to drop, boring acts. boring has no act. im the best person ever. im never boring. sexy legs and all. come shave my back. dolts. i never said i wasn't coming back. that was calc, pretending to be me. and assuming thati'm a female based on your checkered past with this family? boring. im never coming back here again. The Way It Is: boring. Dr. Toth aka Abe the Babe aka Boris aka Irish aka Jonathan Getzchman aka whatever the surfer character is aka whatever the kid's music guy is: exoskeleton, believes art arrives through imitation, has faith that through much trial and mountains of error, will finally arrive at something listenable. NEEDS: to quit smoking weed. claiming to be me won't make you any more intersting, Calc. it'll just make you a liar. hey j toth, ever consider being soley a producer? zing. bob. after much deliberation, a process which in itself was very very boring, i've come to the conclusion that you are, by leaps and bounds, the single most boring person to post on this boring website. congratulations. and much luck to you in the future. you big boring tortoise. i have a fichus more interesting than you. patronizing. boring. steph. i accidentally put an "e" where there shouldn't have been one. these things happen. but you know what's really fucking boring? pointing out typos on a goddamned message board. you big dummy. st. louis missouri. if you ask me where i went to high school, it'll be boring. wait. check that. just re-read calc's post and it was really really boring. steph. quite biting my style. it's boring. get your own shit. calc. thank you. that was interesting. i've been to germany. boring. DOOM? boring. Valet? bet you a thousand dollars it's going to be boring. Omaha? easily the single most boring city in the US. there's nothing more boring than youth, JJ. you could use all the exclamation points in the world and you'd still be boring. poetron: boring. rob g: boring. the stupid played-out two-twone blue of this message board: boring. tucker's updates about his cell phone: boring. calc2's podcast: boring. me, the second i set foot in this boring world: boring. jesus, rob. you're so boring i think i might vomit all over my computer. my alias is lame? what about "Abe the Babe," or "Boris," or even "calc2"? these aliases aren't lame? jesus this place is boring. fucking bores. boo. hiss. even that was boring. now i understand why everyone spits drama. otherwise this place is BORING.
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