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Attention Rebel Alliance: Volunteers Needed

In one month my new album “HOTH: Death of the Empire” comes out. I have a mission for any members of the rebellion. I want 40-50 friends to help me distribute this album at the premieres of Star Wars Ep. 7 around the USA:

1. In cosplay (I’ll be going as a jedi)
2. 100 cds (no cases) to be handed out in theaters
3. One line: “many men died to give you this information”
4. Whatever you don’t hand out can be delivered to your local record store to be situated at the register, so patrons can take a free copy with any purchase.

Thanks so much for playing with me!
jonathan@thefrozenfoodsection.com

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